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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."

"Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free"

"We decided to go out for bbq tonight. As it turns out, I'm too immature to discuss how to smoke your meat with strangers."

"Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight! Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO"

"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""

"My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor."

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."

"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"