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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."
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"Does someone who sleeps on the ground because they like a hard mattress... prefer to sleep on Terra Firma?"
"Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I'd like to find the area under your curves"
"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"
"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."
"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"I like my bagels like I like my women; lightly toasted with sesame seeds and a little butter. I don't understand this joke format."
"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."