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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather watch a four hour montage of old Russian men eating soup than have a toddler throw a tantrum in a Target."

"I'm starting my own Build-a-Bear type place except the kids make toys for other kids and it's in China."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"

"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."

"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"

"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."

"Suicide Bombers...... What makes them tick?"

"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."