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Joke of the Day
"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"
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"I hate passive-aggressive people. _You know what you did_"
"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"
"an elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to Childish gambino."
"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."
"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"
"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."
"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"
"I went hardcore camping last weekend. Let's just say, it was intense."
"girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at"