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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"

"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"

"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."

"I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac."

"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? The wife always blows the bonus."

"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."

"Technically all panties are edible if you're ambitious enough."

"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."