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Joke of the Day
"If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop."
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"The NFL these days Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"
"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"
"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."
"I wonder how many people on Tumblr only watch TV shows so they can find things to make into GIFs."
"We should hang out and stare at our phones."
"What did the Jewish sun celebrate when he came of age? His star-mitzvah. (Forgive me)"
"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."
"""Excuse me, waiter? Can I get a doggy bag"" ""Sorry ma'am, we only have Doge bags."" Much leftovers So pasta Very taking home Wow reheat at 350"
"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."