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Joke of the Day

"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"

"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."

"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"

"I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters."

"What's a businessman's favourite dessert? Profiteroles!"

"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"after brexit... After brexit, papers please is the best selling game in the UK"

"Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later."