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Joke of the Day

"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"

"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."

"My dog ate itself I think he's Asian"

"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."

"A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: ""Yes. But no attachments."""

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"