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Joke of the Day

"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."

"""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"" Hitler: ""Mine fewer then"" Reddit: ""I did **not see** that coming"" EDIT: Shit, I didn't get that Reich at all"

"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"

"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."

"An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test He was surprised by the results."

"I'm kind of scared. So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm getting kinda worried, should I go see a doctor or nah?"

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief? The way they enter your house."

"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."

"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"