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Joke of the Day

"girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at"

"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall"

"Did you hear about the Roman who had his wife for dinner? He was gladiator..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"

"A spic and a nigger are falling from the top of the empire states building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares?"

"So a baby is named by his French, Chinese, and Redditor grandparents A. L'Mao"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !"

"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."

"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."