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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."

"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."

"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."

"false fact did you know if you stacked all the 5 bills on each other the stack would quickly become unstable and tumble over..."

"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."

"I was sitting on my dolphin, then I fell off. Butt not on porpoise."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"

"My girlfriend has really changed since she became a vegetarian... ...sometimes I feel like I've never seen herbefore."

"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."