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Joke of the Day

"I went hardcore camping last weekend. Let's just say, it was intense."

"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."

"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"

"How did the truck get his girlfriend? Pickup lines"

"If I was a roofer I'd go around saying I'm single and ready to shingle."

"Angry kids are like toys. Wind them up and watch them go."

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"Why was the 1 Year old african boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis"

"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."

"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."