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Joke of the Day
"I hate passive-aggressive people. _You know what you did_"
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"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"
"What do you call the state of having confidence? I'm sorry, it's confidential."
"I made up a word today! Plagiarism."
"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"
"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."
"Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards? Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat."
"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."
"How do you find a blonde girl in long grass.. Quite nice actually."
"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."