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Joke of the Day

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"

"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!"

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."

"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes.... they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!!"

"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"

"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"

"""I'm a people person."" - outgoing guy. ""I'm a geese goose."" - outgoing goose."