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Joke of the Day
"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"
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"How do bees go to school? They take the buzz"
"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."
"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"
"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."
"What kind of dessert do ghosts always come back for?? A Boo Meringue"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell salesman!"
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"
"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."