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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"

"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"

"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."

"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."

"What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses? Edam..."

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"

"My gf broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish... So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away."