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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
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"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."
"I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. :/ Girl 1: I've never seen a dick over 5 inches. Girl 2: My friend is a dick and he's over 5'10""."
"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."
"My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!"
"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."
"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."