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Joke of the Day

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes.... they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!!"

"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"

"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."

"Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work. Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict? You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. He gave it to her."

"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."

"Whats the difference between 3 big black cocks and a joke? Your mum can't take a joke"

"Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers? Its called the MaxiPad"

"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"

"Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving..."