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Joke of the Day
"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"
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"Why is camping so fun? It's in tents!"
"[OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms."
"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."
"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"What do I look for in a car? A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through."
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might thinks it's 'Arrrr"" but his first love be the 'C'"
"What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? A denom-nom-nominator!"