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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Mexican racists? The Que Que Que!"
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"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."
"What's the difference between dark and hard It stays dark all night"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead."
"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"
"Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman. Nevermind, I'm done."
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth."
"What's an epileptic's motto? Carpe diem."