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Joke of the Day

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."

"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""

"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"

"I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday. It's a cool gift and all, but I think they misunderstood me when I told them I wanna watch."

"Guess who I ran into today, Billy. ""Who, dad?"" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car."

"Starting to think these Herman Cain commemorative coins were a bad investment."

"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."

"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"