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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."

"Daddy, what's a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows"

"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."

"There are three types of people I hate Niggers, racists, and hypocrites"

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""

"Healthy cereal feels a lot like dressy sweatpants."