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Joke of the Day
"Daddy, what's a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows"
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"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"
"What do priests and zits have in common? They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces"
"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"
"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"I'd really love to study Philosophy... But I Kant."
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family."""
"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking..."
"God I'm so stupid I was looking all over for my car keys, turns out they were on my head the entire time."