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Joke of the Day

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."

"No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss."

"What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean."

"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."

"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."

"Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry gave you a tan."

"What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees? A graduated cylinder. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the only joke I've ever thought of."

"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I really don't like running the 400M dash."