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Joke of the Day

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."

"Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it."

"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."

"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."

"A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says "" Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here""."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic... Yea, it runs in your genes."

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"

"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"