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Joke of the Day

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb None, they just beat the room for being black."

"What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after! "

"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns! Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews."

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."

"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."

"Hey Reddit, what are your favorite lame jokes? ""Wanna hear a pizza joke?"" ""Nevermind, it's too cheesy."""