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Joke of the Day
"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""
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"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"
"Do black people get sunburns? I don't know... Most prisons are indoors."
"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."
"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."
"[OC] Alright, here's my new year's resolution... Stop being late"
"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"
"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""
"What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus? ""This is my body, I'm nice with jam."""
"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."