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Joke of the Day

"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."

"As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.."

"YOU TWEETED 23 TIMES TODAY. RT @realDonaldTrump People ask me what I do in my free time. The answer--I don't have any."

"Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it."

"Who really appreciates a good fisting? A sock puppy."

"GF: I'm sick of communicating via walkie talkies. I think we should breakup ME: we should breakup what? OVER GF: its over ME: its what? OVER"

"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."

"My ex-girlfriend was a slut. She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please."

"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange? Check, mate!"

"What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"