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Joke of the Day

"i don't know how to flirt so i am just going to stare at you until you marry me"

"Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger."

"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"

"Raise your hands if you just completed a gymnastics routine."

"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."

"*uses handkerchief* Well now that this is used, it seems I won't be blowing my nose again til laundry day."

"Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex? They like it deep."

"Why was the shower crying It was being used."

"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."

"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."