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Joke of the Day
"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."
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"What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady."
"I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min."
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"Boss: I suspect one of you is dead [Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]"
"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."
"What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net."
"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"
"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"
"A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track"