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Joke of the Day
"Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger."
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"What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia"
"Instead of a sign that says ""Do not disturb"" I need one that says ""Already disturbed"""
"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."
"Why is the new Star Wars film called Rogue One? Because it's a rogue film - a Star Wars prequel that won't be complete shit."
"Have you heard the one about the ignorant proctologist? He didn't know shit."
"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"
"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"
"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"