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Joke of the Day

"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."

"[son at dinner] ""a boy at school sells fireworks for $2"" [to son and wife next day at breakfast] so, we'll charge $1.75 and split it 3 ways"

"Did you hear about the tick who followed U2 on tour? They say he was living life on The Edge."

"Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book.."

"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."

"What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!"

"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."

"Best joke ever Why is the orange Rolling down the road? Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:"

"Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"The kids next door just challenged me to a water fight. So I'd thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil."