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Joke of the Day
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"
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"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."
"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair."
"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"
"Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me. Pinocchio:"" i love you""!"
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."
"To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches"
"Unknown numbers calling and leaving 3 seconds of silence as a voicemail is the greatest unsolved mystery of my life."