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Joke of the Day
"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."
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"Q: Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? A: On a clothes lion."
"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"
"I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."
"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."
"Two fish are in a tank One says to another, ""I'll drive. You shoot."""
"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."
"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"
"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"