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Joke of the Day
"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."
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"It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there."
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"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"
"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."
"If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her."
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"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"
"My Fairy God-Mother once offered me the choice of a longer penis or a better memory I can't remember what I chose"