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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."
Next Joke
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A PILOT you racists!"
"What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"Word on the streets is.... ""LOADING ONLY"""
"Gloryholes are like restaurants. The best ones are just holes in the walls."
"john was feeling happy happy felt disgusted and ran away"
"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."
"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"