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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."

"So a politician dies... Ha!"

"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting in jail with some lovely herbs."

"What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts? Neosporin."

"What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !"

"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."

"[at job interview] It says here that you are very hands on. Yes, sir, I am. Can you give me an example of this? *gently caresses his face*"

"Inception *A van falls into a river* (Duration: 148 minutes)"