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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"
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"""Man of Steel"" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty."
"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"
"Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader"
"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."
"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"
"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."
"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"
"*has argument with husband* *brings up all the dumb shit he said in 2011* *adds ""Historian"" to bio*"
"Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!"