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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"
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"If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea."
"I told my African friends a joke about rain They didn't get it"
"When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going."
"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea."
"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"
"Pooh: There's a rumbly in my tumbly Piglet: What? Pooh: There's. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly Piglet: Pooh: I'm hungry Piglet: Say that then"