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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? A: On a clothes lion."
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"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."
"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."
"It's hard to find a good woman . * Smart * Sexy * Single * Sane Pick three"
"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"
"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."
"Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either."