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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank One says to another, ""I'll drive. You shoot."""

"Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue."

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"

"I called a Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"

"What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister."

"Some days, my only goal that seems attainable is dying in a way so spectacular they name a new piece of protective legislation after me."