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Joke of the Day

"Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created "".dust"" files in my e-book folder."

"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."

"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."

"I bought a book on how to build stairs Its a step by step guide"

"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."

"How is anal sex like your first car? It may not be exactly what you wanted but that doesn't stop your Dad from giving it to you anyway."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."

"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"

"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"