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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
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"Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed"
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."
"Girl, are you pi? 'Cause you are long and sweet."
"Had a job interview yesterday and was asked how much I was worth so I got up to leave. They ask me if there is a problem? Yes there is, I can't afford to live off that."
"You can drink lava But only once"
"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."
"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."
"My middle finger will be answering all questions today!"