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Joke of the Day
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
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"""Where is the remote?"" ""All the way over there."" ""Guess I'm watching this."""
"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."
"I wish there was an "" I don't get it button."""
"When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region."
"I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings"
"Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan? They never expect a ring"
"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."