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Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"
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"So I was fucking my daughter last night... when my wife walked in. I don't know what she was more surprised by: the fact that I was fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep it."
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and expense reports."
"How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven."
"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"
"Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe"
"Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired."
"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"Lil Wayne is like if a doctor's handwriting came to life."
"Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey"