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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"
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"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."
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"What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs"
"You know what the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds is? There are twenty of them."
"*1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions"
"I'd quit drinking if the lime wedge on my vodka soda wasn't the only thing keeping me from getting scurvy."
"Me: Can you bring me a burrito Him: you want me to come over? Me: no. I want a burrito to come over."
"Two friends are drinking in a bar...[FIXED] ....I I I cent seem to 'member rest of the joke."