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Joke of the Day
"I bought a book on how to build stairs Its a step by step guide"
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"This joke is the world most peaceful joke... Don't worry. It doesn't even have a punchline."
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me"""
"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."
"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear."
"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"
"Rodney Dangerfield: ""Y'know, my wife and I, we never have sex... ... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."""
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"