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Joke of the Day
"What the #1 thing every guy looks for in a woman? His dick..."
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"Why can't you explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."
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"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."
"Why did Jesus walk on water? Because niggas can't swim"
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."
"Which Disney character is Trump's favorite? WALL-E"
"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."
"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."
"What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired"