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Joke of the Day
"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"
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"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on? *squash*"
"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."
"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"
"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."
"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"