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Joke of the Day
"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"
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"""Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."
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