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Joke of the Day
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"
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"What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants."
"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."
"I like my women like I like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement"
"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"
"COP: u were swerving a lot so i have to conduct a sobriety test ME: ok COP: lets get taco bell ME: no COP: text ur ex ME: no COP: ok ur good"
"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."
"Does anyone know which homeless shelters provide wifi?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"
"A Native American walks into a busy restaurant. The hostess asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""