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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
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"What did Antonin Scalia's pathologist write in his autopsy report? Cause of death: Hippy-energy induced heart attack. Time of death: finally."
"Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin."
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."
"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"
"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."
"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."