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Joke of the Day

"Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts."

"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"

"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool? With shear willpower"

"Saying, ""I'm sorry,"" is the same as saying, ""I apologize."" Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin"

"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."