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Joke of the Day
"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."
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"Ugh, I accidentally spoiled the new Spider-Man movie for myself by seeing ""Spider-Man"" 10 years ago."
"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."
"What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript"
"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."
"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."
"I'd tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones argon."